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Personalized Dog & Cat Prints - Great Gift! Lots of Breeds Available!

As mentioned in an earlier post, I recently began selling handcrafted jewelry and home decor products at my own shop at etsy.com. If you're unfamiliar with etsy, it's a really FABO international, online craft and vintage site featuring handcrafted goods from shopkeepers all over the world! I had long been an etsy customer. I love the idea of buying unique, handcrafted gifts, jewelry, handbags and home goods from individuals who lovingly make them in their homes and studios rather than things that are mass-produced in Chinese sweat shops. Etsy is a wonderful place to get gifts this and any time of the year. I have recently began selling personalized dog and cat prints (see dog breed selection below as well as the cat pose). You pick which number pose you'd like then visit my shop here and let me know the name of the pet when ordering. I will enlarge and set the dog (or cat) silhouette you select against antique script that's slightly "stained" around the edges for a vintage look and print it on a premium, 65 lb cover stock. (See cat and dachshund examples immediately below.) In a few days after placing your order, you'll receive a customized 8" x 10" print ready to frame in either an 8"x 10" frame or an 11" x 14" frame with a mat. I like to use the 40% off coupons from the local craft stores and pick up gorgeous frames at really great prices to put these in and present as special and affordable gifts. A terrific idea for any pet lover on your guest list! Thanks for taking a look! Happy holidays!

Sample dog print shown in an 11" x 14" frame with mat:

Sample cat print shown in an 8" x 10" frame (currently, this is the only cat pose available):

Dog Breeds Available - Use Number of Pose Desired When Ordering Here:

(you may need to use the "zoom in" feature to get a better look - images may become a little blurry when you do this, but rest assured the image on your finished print will be crisp!)

Afghan 14

Airedale 16, 117

Australian Cattle Dog 57

Basenji 40

Basset Hound 95, 114

Beagle 121

Bedlington Terrier 111

Bichon 94

Bloodhound 87, 138

Borzoi 113

Boston Terrier 6, 29, 116

Bouvier des Flandres 54

Boxer 106

Brittany Spaniel 96

Bull Terrier 5, 118

Bulldog 55, 62, 84, 119

Bulldog Puppy 13

Bulldog, American 12, 38

Bulldog, English 25, 50

Cairn Terrier 79, 80, 97, 134

Cavalier King Charles 110

Central Asian Sheep Dog 39

Chihuahua 7, 142

Chinese Crested 8, 92, 102

Chow 48, 59, 68

Cocker Spaniel 63, 76, 135

Collie 141

Corgi 112, 130

Dachshund 4, 27, 120, 136

Dachshund, long hair 60, 67

Dalmatian 20

Dandie Dinmont 101

Doberman 26, 37, 41, 53, 58, 100

Fox Terrier 139

German Shepherd 1, 17, 51, 52, 74

Golden Retriever 22, 137

Great Dane 23

Great Dane, German 18, 47

Great Pyrenees 85

Greyhound 10, 104

Hound 121

Husky 19, 143

Irish Setter 96

Israel Canaan 28

Keeshound 59

Lab 2, 15, 45, 98

Lab Puppy, 46

Malamute 143

Maltese 125

Mastiff 38

Papillion 61

Pekingese 115

Pharoh Hound 24

Pit Bull 11, 26, 65, 86

Pointer 107, 132

Pointer, German 43

Pomeranian 48

Poodle 44, 93

Portuguese Water Dog 99, 108

Pug 144, 145

Puppy 49

Retriever 15, 20, 22

Rottweiler 56

Schnauzer, 30, 82, 122

Scottie 70

Setter 69, 83, 103

Shih tzu 105

Skipper Kee 28

Spitz 124

Springer Spaniel 96

St. Bernard 3

Terrier 90, 91

Westie 79, 80, 97, 134

Whippet 10, 104, 109

Yorkie 125

HORSE POSES NOW AVAILABLE:

Samples of some of the patterns available:

Camo:

Pink Damask:

Beach Stripes:

Halloween - Not Just for Kids & Skanks! Costume Ideas For Busy Moms!

If you’re a busy mom of teens like me, your days are jam-packed with bribing teachers, posting bail, and trying to figure out why Tupperware containers emptied of leftovers are placed back in the fridge while half-full milk and juice cartons are left on the counter over night. You’ve got little time to come up with a costume for your kids, much less yourself. But Halloween shouldn’t be just for kids. We adults should make the time to enjoy it, too. Today, I share some fast, easy costume ideas for us busy moms where I am guest blogging at Lifescript.com - a terrific site for Ungirdled women! Click here to check it out, and please leave a comment at the end with your ideas! Thanks and happy Halloween!!

Teenage Enigmas

If you’ve ever encountered a teenager, either in the wild or its natural habitat, you know the species are walking-sassing contradictions. I have the torment pleasure of observing two in the habitat I share with them. Some observations from the field:

• The same subjects which spend hours grooming their hair to get it just right will play it fast and loose with the rest of their bodies while operating a motor vehicle. Need proof? Watch the chaos in the student section of a high school parking lot ten minutes before the first bell rings. Your hair will turn gray - if you live to tell about it.

• The cross country athlete who will regularly run 5 or more miles at practice will find it impossible to make the 17 foot trek from table to dishwasher.

• The member of Model UN, a group which focuses of solving the world’s most pressing problems, can’t figure out how to shut the refrigerator door.

• The same specimen which will not let you forget that you got the name of one of his six teachers wrong FOUR YEARS AGO can’t remember to pack the next day’s homework in his backpack.

• The subject which rarely misses a shot on the basketball court can’t seem to ever make an item of dirty laundry land in the hamper or used tissue in the trash can.

• The typical specimen can text 272 words a minute to a friend, the same amount of time it takes them to type five for their English essay.

• While in its natural habitat, subject behaves as though separated from John McEnroe at birth. Natural enemies teachers report behavior of angel while outside the habitat.

• The student who dreads oral presentations doesn’t ever seem to mind lecturing you at home. Not ever. Favorites on the in-home lecture series include: “You don’t know how to act in public,” “My life is WAY harder than yours!” and “There’s nothing to eat in this house.”

• You constantly ask yourself how the most clueless, most embarrassing couple in the entire universe could have produced people who know absolutely everything except how the two of you can be so lame.

I know there are some I missed, because the study of these creatures can be exhausting and the liquor intake required to live with the can make you forgetful. What contradictions have you observed in your study of teen behavior?

Card above is ©Tracy Kunzler and sold at www.bottman.com, see “Reel Life Horrors” cards.

Do You Look Like You Feel?

Do you look like you feel?

I go around feeling like this:

Of course I don’t think I look like that! I know I don’t. Not anywhere close. Not in the same ballpark, neighborhood of even hemisphere of it, it’s just that If I had to visualize how I feel, this is how I visualize me. Then, I will unfortunately, see a photo of myself someone’s recently taken, and immediately I feel like I look like this:

The stomach! The wattle! The dried-out hair…it’s hard to take it all in. I exercise, I only eat 27% of what I WANT to eat in a day; I take tons of vitamins; I try to get enough sleep, but there it is. I am old and dumpy. Far from what I looked like in high school, and of course, intellectually, I know I don't look like I looked in high school, but I still feel the same spirit-wise.

Then, time goes by and I forget about the photo (can you spell “post traumatic stress disorder?) and happily go about life. Recently, I was happily going about life while some contractors were over to tend to the effects left by having a new door installed (of course, installing the door uncovered tons of rotten wood around the door frame which lot$ had to be done to correct. (Can you spell home ownership: the pantload that keeps on giving?) Anyhoo… I’m making out the check for the head contractor dude, when he asks, “You know who you look like?” While I know the answer will NOT be Cameron Diaz or anyone close to it, you naturally think, when someone makes a point of saying, “You know who you look like?” it’s going to be really flattering. That they're going to name someone a little younger, someone you could only hope to look like if they are saying it to your face and especially IF YOU ARE WRITING OUT A CHECK TO THEM AT THAT PRECISE MOMENT. I asked, with trepidation, “Who’s that?” Wait for it… Wait for it….

“Bonnie Hunt!”

“Really?” I asked, trying to sound pleased and not totally deflated.

“Yes! You look just like her! Do you know who she is?”

“Yes,” I reply trying to continue writing vs. visually tasering contractor dude. “I love her.” Which I do. I really, really do. It’s just that I wanted him to say someone younger than me, not someone a year older. You never want to hear you look like someone older or even close to your age. (Naturally, I immediately looked up Bonnie’s age right after the contractor left to see how old I was looking to the unbiased, outspoken local contractor population.)

While looking up Bonnie’s age, I found lots of photos of her. Looking at them, I realized I would be happy and lucky to look like Bonnie Hunt or remind anyone of her. She is a wonderfully warm, happy, funny, kind and beautiful woman – at least that’s what I think of when I think of her, and if that’s at all how I present myself to the world, then I am very lucky indeed. Stomach, wattle and all. (I'm talking about my wattle and stomach - not Bonnie's - she doesn't seem to have those things, and if she does, mine certainly trump hers!)

Oprah Makes Me Feel Bad, But This Time I Think It’s Worth It

When it comes to guilt trips, I have logged more mileage points with Oprah than I have with US Air, American Airlines and my mother COMBINED. Oprah makes me feel bad for so many reasons. Thanks to her constant crusades, I feel I should be eating a "kinder" diet, reading better books, doing more for charity and saving better (that Suzy Orman can really give you a good scolding). I’ve realized I’ve been plucking my eyebrows all wrong. Oprah has even let me know I poop wrong. It should look like an “S” according to the big O and her experts. And, thanks to Oprah, I know that chances are I have been wearing THE WRONG BRA my entire breast-toting life. Now she is making me feel bad about something I suspect you should feel bad about too, and I’m glad.

In case you haven’t heard, Oprah’s latest crusade is to get as many people as possible to take a pledge to make our cars “no phone zones.” According to Oprah, Nearly 500,000 people are injured and 6,000 are killed each year because drivers are talking, texting and e-mailing behind the wheel.

I am not a big cell phone user. My boys are constantly chiding me for how little I know about my cell phone. I think too many in our society are pathetic cell phone addicts. While shopping, I daydream of tasering fellow shoppers who insist on loudly blathering about the most inane minutiae on their cell phones - especially those lugging poor, neglected tots with them. I also think it is incredibly rude to have someone constantly scanning their phone, crackberry - or whatever they have - while you’re talking to them. I don’t do any of that, but I confess I have, on occasion, taken or made a call while driving. Studies now show it is just as dangerous as drinking and driving – something I would never consider doing. So, I have taken Oprah's "No Phone Zone" pledge and knew you, as a sister (or brother) of the Ungirdled Nation would want to consider doing it, too.

To see some very compelling arguments and videos for signing the pledge, go to oprah.com and hit the “no phone zone” icon to the right. (Or click here after reading this post.) Once there, you can also access and sign the pledge to make your car a no phone zone and lessen the chance that you or someone you love will be killed or injured due to cell phone use while driving. I can pretty much guarantee after seeing just this or this, you’ll think it’s the right thing to do. There are three different pledge options from "I will not text while driving," to "I will not text or use my phone while I am driving. If I need to use my phone, I will pull over to the side of the road."

I know, I know. It’s easy for Oprah to preach no talking or texting while driving. I’m sure she has a driver taking her everywhere, just as she has a chef cooking her kinder diet, a personal accountant helping her save, and millions of dollars to help charity. I'm sorry for the less-than- light-hearted post this go around, but I know you agree 6,000 deaths a year due to using something we easily (and literally!) lived without until just recently is enough to make you want to say “amen” to this sermon.

Images from Oprah.com "No Phone Zone" page