A Humorous Look At The Differences Between The Sexes - From Both Sides Just Released On Amazon
Opposites attract. And when it comes to men and women, they can also
confound, repulse, amaze and torment.
Differences in men and women are hardwired into
our DNA -- many are obvious, but some reveal themselves in surprising,
unsettling, annoying, even disgusting ways in the course of the typical
male-female relationship.
Early in a romance, a woman
doesn’t think to ask the man she’s involved with, “Do you think the pairing of
a screen door and two dildos makes for a romantic anniversary gift?” Or, “Does
your idea of a relaxing vacation involve sailing unfamiliar islands during
treacherous storms on the cheapest, leakiest rental boat you can find?” Or, “Do
you see your role in co-hosting a dinner party as more (A) folding cloth
napkins into swans days before the event or (B) merely showing up some time
before the entrée is served?”
Similarly, it doesn’t occur to most men to ask
their intendeds, “Just how many moods will you be expressing in a week, and
are you thinking they will each require seventeen pairs of shoes?” Or, “When the car starts making a funny noise, do
you (A) immediately pull off the road to investigate and call AAA or (B)
continue driving to meet your friend at the T.J. Maxx across town?” And, “Do
you invest five times more money in face creams, bath gels, hair goop, makeup
and other stuff to clutter the bathroom than you do your savings account each
month?”
Unfortunately, the answers to such questions
often catch us by surprise, leaving us irritated, nauseated, scratching our
heads, or ready to call for legal counsel. Forewarned is forearmed. Knowledge,
preparation and laughter are powerful coping mechanisms. (Occasional cocktails
don’t hurt!) In this spirit, "Men and Women: Getting Into Each Other's Genes" examines certain dominant and recessive
genes in both genders in an effort to foster understanding and acceptance of
those possessing the WHY? chromosome as well as those possessing double X
(known to many men as “two strikes and you’re out”) chromosomes. Truly inspired strategies for coping with the irksome habits of each sex are provided throughout.
We are so excited to announce the publication of the book co-authored by me (Tracy Kunzler, author of "Aging With Ungirdled Passion”) and my brother Bob Nery. If you've ever lived with a man or a woman, we know you'll enjoy it! Because my brother if full of... well, let's just call it "machismo," men will especially enjoy this one! We humbly suggest it as a much-appreciated Father's Day gift when paired with his favorite brew!
• Reluctance to Call a Professional Gene • Private Parts Pride and Prejudice Gene • Shoe Acquisition and Appreciation Gene • Selective Sight, Memory and Hearing Genes • Tupperware Party Gene • Common Cold = The Bubonic Plague Gene • "Look At Me! Look At Me!" Gene • Home Accents Appreciation Gene • Proper Gift Selection Gene • Proper Party Attendance Gene • Holiday Celebration Gene
...and many more.
It's lots cheaper than counseling or a divorce attorney and way more fun. At just $3.99 for the e-book and $8.99 for the paperback, we guarantee you’ve paid more for certain coffee drinks or sandwiches you didn’t find half as funny or insightful. Besides, spousicide is still a felony. We checked.
Genes examined include:
...and many more.
It's lots cheaper than counseling or a divorce attorney and way more fun. At just $3.99 for the e-book and $8.99 for the paperback, we guarantee you’ve paid more for certain coffee drinks or sandwiches you didn’t find half as funny or insightful. Besides, spousicide is still a felony. We checked.
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