Ungirdled Passion: Homemade Funny Family Christmas Cards

Thursday, December 10, 2009

Homemade Funny Family Christmas Cards

Every year we like to do something silly for our family Christmas card. Thought I'd share a few ghosts of Christmas cards past.

The one above was featured in our local paper.

The one above was featured on "Live With Regis & Kelly" and in our local paper!

More to come! In the meantime, happy holidays and best wishes for a new year filled with love, laughter, good health and happiness no matter what holiday you celebrate!

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Mrs. MDecember 10, 2009 at 11:23 AM
Oh those are so great. I need to get creative like that!
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WynnDecember 12, 2009 at 6:56 AM
Merry christmas!
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Homemade Funny Family Christmas Cards

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